THE EUROVISION 2020 REVIEWS | Round 5 (Austria, Azerbaijan, Romania + Serbia)
Has Eurovision 2020 been and gone or is it still in limbo? That’s the infuriating question we can all ask ourselves now that May 12th,…
TOP OF THE EUROVISION 2010s | Let the (start VS end of the decade) song battles begin!
Bonjour! I’m back with another episode of Top of the Eurovision 2010s: my take on all the ‘best of the decade’ stuff every other ESC…
THE TEL AVIV REVIEWS | Round 7 feat. Azerbaijan, Finland, Ireland, Slovenia + Sweden
Sorry to start off a post with profanity, but SHIT JUST GOT REAL, GUYS. The Eurovision 2019 rehearsals have started! Somebody pinch me. But not too…
THE EBJ EUROVISION 2018 REVIEWS: Round 2 (Azerbaijan, Estonia, Poland, Romania + Spain)
Bonjour! In case you hadn’t noticed, Eurovision 2018 is so close that the road to Lisbon is practically walkable – provided you’re not wearing giant platform boots…
JAZ JUDGES EUROVISION 2017 | Azerbaijan, Denmark, Georgia, Hungary, Norway + Portugal
Pryvit, Europeople. That’s right – we have to say hej då to the ‘hej!’ greetings that preceded Stockholm 2016 (at least temporarily…as someone still learning Swedish,…
REVIEWS | The EBJ Jury Judges Eurovision 2016 (Part 5)
Understatement Time: These reviews are slightly late. Let’s just say that I’ve suddenly realised how many To-Dos I have to cross off my list before I…
VIENNESE VERDICTS | The EBJ Jury Reviews (Part 6)
Greetings, glitterbugs! Ugh. Can you tell I’m running low on salutations again? If you haven’t already defected to Wiwi Bloggs in disgust, welcome back to the…
I’m (attempting) to make my mind up: My top 39, two months after Malmö
Yes, you read that title correctly. It has been just over two months since the final of Eurovision 2013, and that means it’s also been two…
In the end, only teardrops…of happiness! My take on the Malmö finale
Let me ask you a question. Do you remember Eurovision 2013? I ask you this because, approximately a million days after the final, I’ve just managed…
3, 2 , 1, GO! My predictions for Eurovision 2013
Hello again! The first semi final of Eurovision 2013 is just hours away (!!!!!!!) and I’m about to begin my internet sabbatical to avoid spoilers before…
