Copenhagen Reviews: Part 3 (Latvia-Portugal)

Hello again, all of y’all who aren’t too busy living it up in Copenhagen and having in-depth conversations with your new BFF Sanna Nielsen to read…

Copenhagen Reviews: Part 2 (Georgia-Italy)

Ermahgerd, people. The time has come. Aram Mp3, Sanna Nielsen and the rest of the gang have or are about to touch down on Danish soil…

Hey there, ladies and gents. You’ll be ecstatic to learn that I have zero time for a long, waffly intro today, since I’ve already spent too…

Well, another national final season has come to an end, and I don’t know what to do with my life anymore. The Netherlands are calm after…

Hello, if you’re reading this! And if you’re not, then how the heck do you know what I’m saying? It’s the middle of the week and…

To quote Outkast (as a new way of greeting y’all) hey ya! A week ago I promised to be back mid-week reporting on whatever happened that…

Bonjour, and welcome to Super Saturday the Second! This one’s not going to be quite as super as last week’s, if you classify “super” by the…

Hola, amigos. It’s the middle of the week, and as of now, that means it’s time for me to belatedly weigh in on the Eurovisiony happenings…

Madonna once said “Time. Goes. By. So. Slowly.” You can hear it for yourself on that dodgy yet somehow appealing song she did a few years…

UPDATE!!! As we all now know, it was the love child of Robin Thicke and Pasha Parfeny (a.k.a. TEO) who quite possibly could be going to…