The 2014 EBJ Awards for Eurovision Excellence | Part 1 (The Artists + The Songs)

In incredibly scintillating news, I received my Eurovision 2014 DVD in the mail last week. Well, it was exciting for me. And now I’m thinking, what…

The story so far: My verdict on Copenhagen before it’s FINAL-ly final time!

I’m back! After close to a week of social media avoidance, I’ve witnessed both semi final 1 and 2 on Aussie TV with much DIY banner-waving…

Song Battles, Round #2: Then VS Now

Good evening/afternoon/morning, Europe/rest of the world, and welcome to a competition between Eurovision entries that is not Eurovision itself (as much as I’d love to sell…

It’s a numbers game: Point-ing out all of the results from Malmö (plus a poll for People’s Choice!)

It’s been two weeks since the first semi of Eurovision 2013, and I am well and truly over the PED. My bout of depression was actually…

3, 2 , 1, GO! My predictions for Eurovision 2013

Hello again! The first semi final of Eurovision 2013 is just hours away (!!!!!!!) and I’m about to begin my internet sabbatical to avoid spoilers before…

EBJ’s top 10…performances of the past ten years

We all know Eurovision is a song contest, right? WRONG. Well, partly, anyway. I’m sorry for using such aggressive capitals to inform you of this, but…

EBJ’s top 10…JESC winners

Yeah, that’s right – I said the J word again. It’s only been a few weeks since we left Junior Eurovision behind for another year (and…

Shocks, frocks and missing reprises: a wrap-up of Amsterdam 2012

Bonjour! Here we are, approximately a million days after Junior Eurovision, and I’m finally ready to recap the show. You know how you have nothing on…