Another day, another step closer to the next contest and, you guessed it, another EBJ JESC recap! We’re on the home stretch now with three more editions to cover, so let’s get straight into the 7th. It was hosted by the Ukraine and took place under the same roof as big Eurovision had four years earlier, but in the end it was all about a country unaccustomed to topping the scoreboard…
When: 21st November, 2009
Where: Palace of Sports, Kyiv, Ukraine
Motto: ‘For the joy of people’
Hosts: Ani Lorak, Timur Miroshnichenko & Dmytro Borodin
Returnees: 1 – Sweden
Withdrawals: 3 – Bulgaria, Greece, Lithuania
Interval acts: Ani Lorak performing Shady Lady and I’m Alive, Art Studio Rizoma performing ‘Tree of Life’
First place: Netherlands
Last place: Romania
Most douze points: 4 – Belgium
Sweden/ Du by Mimmi Sandén
Russia/ Malenkiy Prints by Ekaterina Ryabova
Armenia/ Barcelona by Luara Hayrapetyan
Romania/ Ai Puterea în Mâna Ta by Ioana Anuţa
Serbia/ Onaj Pravi by Ništa Lično
Georgia/ Lurji Prinveli by Group Princesses
Netherlands/ Click Clack by Ralf
Cyprus/ Thalassa, Ilios, Aeras, Fotia by Rafaella Kosta
Malta/ Double Trouble by Francesca & Mikaela
Ukraine/ Tri Topoli, Tri Surmy by Andranik Alexanyan
Belgium/ Zo Verliefd (Yodelo) by Laura
Belarus/ Volshebniy Krolik by Yuriy Demidovich
Macedonia/ Za Ljubovta by Sara Markovska
- Netherlands – 121
- Armenia – 116
- Russia – 116
- Belgium – 113
- Ukraine – 89
- Georgia – 68
- (= 6) Sweden – 68
- Malta – 55
- Belarus – 48
- Serbia – 34
- Cyprus – 32
- Macedonia – 31
- Romania – 19
My top 5…
Belgium – as you may have noted in my last post, this is only my FAVOURITE JUNIOR SONG OF ALL TIME! Ahem. I’m rarely averse to a song that starts out as a ballad and then transforms into something else, a la Donny Montell’s Love Is Blind, and this is a wonderful example. Catchy, fun pop music with infectious yodeling.
Sweden – I’m beginning to think ’09 was epic, since this is another of my absolute favourites. I missed Sweden so much when they withdrew from JESC 2008, but I couldn’t have asked for a better comeback. Those Sandén sisters know how it’s done, and Mimmi opened the show in style with her sophisticated but not too grown-up electro-pop-r-and-b number (or whatever you’d call it).
Netherlands – after the great ‘WTF?’ winner debacle of the previous year, it was good to have someone come out on top who, in my mind, deserved to be there. Click Clack has that retro vibe the Netherlands seem to favour, but with a little something extra – namely a singing, tap-dancing, awesome jacket-wearing dude called Ralf.
Armenia – I love a sports anthem at Eurovision, and this is no exception. It may be shouty, but that doesn’t matter when you’re right there shouting along with Luara. Go Barcelona indeed!
Belarus – I’m not even joking. You can abuse me all you want, but I’ll still like this song. It’s pure musical madness and I’m pretty sure Yuriy was possessed by Krassimir Avramov, but that makes it stand out.
Romania – I can understand Ioana’s song coming last (it’s nice, but gets boring) but her voice was too good to be in that position. Then again, it’s not called the Junior Eurovision Voice Contest…
Sweden – what is with this family? How is it possible to have so many talented children? It’s so unfair. They could at leastbe ugly so the rest of us don’t feel so inadequate.
Belarus – his prowess is not so evident when he’s yelling ‘volshebniy KROLIK!’ (a.k.a. for most of the song) but once he goes all opera, it’s on. I bet you couldn’t shatter glasses with your high notes. No matter how tight your underpants are.
Georgia – the song is not up my alley, but I think the group sound really good together, as all the Georgian groups tend to.
Ukraine – Andranik has a really strong voice which comes unexpected from someone of his stature.
Armenia – now here are some sport-inspired outfits I can get behind! Luara was in danger of being upstaged by her backup dancers in their super-cute soccer uniforms, complete with the Eurovision logo emblazoned on their shirts.
Netherlands – I want every single one of those jackets. Ralf, if you’re reading this while wondering what to get me for Christmas, there’s your answer.
Sweden – simple but eye-catching. Sequins aren’t a Eurovision calling card for no reason.
Belgium – yellow and flowers, two of my favourite things. This look was young, fun, and totally song-appropriate.
Ukraine – traditional costume never looked so good. Again, they’re bright and floral, but I’m not complaining.
My bottom 5…
Cyprus – I like the opening/closing riff, but apart from that I’d class this as one of my least favourite JESC entries. I find it quite whiny and monotonous. I also feel really mean right now, but I have to be honest.
Serbia – not dreadful, just ‘meh’.
Macedonia – let’s face it, anything was bound to be a letdown after the few minutes of perfection that was Macedonia’s 2008 entry.
Georgia – this takes a while to get going, and once it does, it doesn’t go very far.
Malta – I know this is Junior Eurovision (as if I haven’t mentioned it enough already) but this is just too kiddish for me, as catchy as it is. The lyrics are ridiculous.
Serbia – I’m sure Anica is a lovely girl, and excels in other areas of life in general…but my god, her voice is terrible.
Cyprus – it may be the song that makes Rafaella’s vocal sound worse than it is.
Cyprus – this look just doesn’t appeal to me.
Romania – it’s not so much the costumes that are bad (but I had to bring this up) than the creepy cardboard cut-outs which are apparently there to give the illusion of more people on stage. Just like the Swiss mannequins of ESC 2007, this trick wasn’t fooling anyone.
Georgia – they’re sweet, but they make the girls look like they should be going to bed, not performing in front of a crowd of thousands and a TV audience of many more.
Did you get a kick out of Kyiv, or was Ukraine’s show a fizzler?
By my reckoning, there are 296 days until Junior Eurovision 2012 – but I always was rubbish at maths.
Now that I’ve gotten that bad joke off my chest, I can tell you that there are in fact 22 days until the show, and that I don’t feel one of my usual rambling introductions is necessary for this post. Here’s a playlist of my most listened to entries from the last nine years of mini Eurovision, which surprised even me in its lack of resemblance to my list of all-time favourites…
#1 | Zo Verliefd (Yodelo) by Laura (Belgium 2009)
This list may not go hand in hand with my top 20 Junior songs of all time, but it does have my absolute most-loved right where it should be. Belgium is one of my favourite JESC countries (as opposed to being one of my most maligned ESC countries) and of all the gems they’ve sent over the last nine years, Laura’s is my personal best. Who’d have thought yodeling could a) not bring up unpleasant memories of being forced to watch all 56 and ½ hours of The Sound of Music when I was a kid and b) be so enjoyable? Prior to 2009 (and Gwen Stefani’s Wind It Up aside) not moi.
#2 | Erazanq by Arevik (Armenia 2007)
#3 | Antes Muerta Que Sencilla by Maria Isabel (Spain 2004)
#4 | Arabiens Drøm by Anne Gadegaard (Denmark 2003)
#5 | Mama by Vladimir Arzumanyan (Armenia 2010)
Two years on and I’m still loving it! This is the most recent winner I was 100% happy with, and didn’t have to spend a fortnight or so coming to terms with. Vlad (who I suspect will grow up to be quite the ladies’ man) deserved the victory with this ethno-pop plea for his mother’s love advice, which I can’t believe he wrote and composed himself at the tender age of twelve.
#6 | Det Finaste Någon Kan Få by Molly Sandèn (Sweden 2006)
#7 | Ti Si Moja Prva Ljubav by Dino Jelusic (Croatia 2003)
#8 | Allt Jag Vill Ha by Josefine Ridell (Sweden 2010)
#9 | Eooo, Eooo by Anja Veterova (FYR Macedonia 2010)
I’m sorry to say this, but Anja’s singing – and unfortunately, speaking – voice is one of the most irritating I’ve ever heard. Luckily her entry for Macedonia in Minsk was so damn catchy it overshadowed that. I find this such a good sing-along song, and I think it could stand up in big Eurovision with a few tweaks.
#10 | Knock Knock!…Boom Boom! by Nicole (Malta 2010)
#11 | Mijn Ogen Zeggen Alles by Roel (Netherlands 2003)
#12 | Anders by Trust (Belgium 2007)
#13 | Oki Doki by Bartas (Lithuania 2010)
I distinctly remember disliking this in the lead-up to Minsk, something I could say about quite a few of the songs on this list. Apparently I’ve come around. It does have a way of getting into your head – particularly the ‘oki doki’ parts, which are kind of annoying but so easy to sing along with.
#14 | Muzyki Svet by Daniil Kozlov (Belarus 2010)
#15 | Shut Up by Oliver (Belgium 2008)
#16 | Click Clack by Ralf (Netherlands 2009)
Who doesn’t love this song? Okay, so it’s likely not everyone loves it, but come on – it’s so hard to resist those ba-da-bi-di-do’s! All in all it’s one of my favourite JESC winners, and despite the strong competition from Russia, Armenia and Belgium, I think it was the right choice. Anytime the Netherlands win anything ESC-related, there should be widespread celebration.
#17 | Čarobna Noč by Sonja Skoric (Serbia 2010)
#18 | Moondog by Amanda Bašmakova (Latvia 2011)
#19 | Get Up! by Jill & Lauren (Belgium 2010)
#20 | Sommer og Skolefri by Malin (Norway 2005)
I’ve already sung the praises of this entry in my JESC ’05 recap (not literally, but if I had it would’ve gone something like this: ‘IIIII looooo-uhhh-ooooove thiiis SOOOOOOONG!!’, followed by riotous applause) but you can never say too many good things about it – it’s not like it’s going to get a big head. Malin was so teeny and adorable back then, and her super-cute song that implied how much school sucks was just the cherry on top.
Which Junior songs make your most-played list??
COMING UP: As the countdown to Amsterdam continues, I put JESC 2009 under the microscope. Then, it’s the exposé you’ve all been waiting for: who are the JESC doppelgangers? All will be revealed very soon…