The tackiest performance
Boom Boom Boomerang by Schmetterlinge (Austria 1977)
Love City Groove by Love City Groove (United Kingdom 1995)
Time To Party by The Jet Set (Poland 2007)
Leto Svet by Kreisiraadio (Estonia 2008)
Baila El Chiki Chiki by Rodolfo Chikilicuatre (Spain 2008)
But the tackiest is:
Loca by Arsenium, Natalia Gordienko & Connect-R (Moldova 2006)
Where do I start?
a) average vocals; b) hideous costumes; c) a terrible multi-coloured walk-through shark fin prop thing; d) the gratuitous removal of said hideous costumes; e) ridiculous choreography; f) a SCOOTER!
Give me, give me a bucket!