HE’S GOT THE LOOK(S) | 13 times Koit Toome’s ESC 2017 facial expressions spoke to your soul
Well, this might be the most ridiculous post I’ve ever published (apart from this one). Clearly, nine years (!!!) of blogging have not transformed me into a generator of sophisticated content. But having fun is better than being sophisticated, unless you’re meeting the Queen (I am referring to Conchita Wurst of course, though the same applies to the one who’s pretty well-known in Commonwealth countries).
The general gist is that Koit Toome was a gift to us all at Eurovision 2017, at least from the neck up. When performing Verona with Laura by his side – albeit about ten metres away most of the time – he brought constant drama (drama that used to be romance, obviously) via his pliable face, and it proved he hasn’t overdone it with the Botox despite somehow looking as fresh-faced as he did at Eurovision 1998.
Even though Koit’s OTT soap-opera-style expressions didn’t help Estonia to qualify in Kyiv, he and Laura’s performance wouldn’t have been the same without them, and I think that deserves acknowledgement. I also think they (unintentionally) managed to convey a lot of the feels we everyday people have experienced at one time or another, making Mr. Toome everybody’s personal spirit animal (but not affiliated with the song that lost to Verona in Eesti Laul 2017). You want proof? Don’t worry, I’ve got it!
When you’ve done something bad and you’re not sure whether your parents are about to find out about it or not
When you read through an exam paper and literally nothing makes any sense
When another one of your friends gets engaged/promoted/announces their pregnancy/buys a house, and you have to pretend to be happy for them even though your biggest life achievement to date is eating two pizzas in one sitting
When someone you’re talking to says something really stupid, and you can’t figure out if they were being sarcastic or they’re actually THAT stupid
When you overhear an epic piece of trash talk about someone you hate
When you’ve been stalking someone on Instagram and accidentally liked one of their ancient photos, and you’re currently weighing up the pros and cons of entering the Witness Protection Program
When you see a dog in the street but circumstances will not allow you to go over and declare undying love for it (or even just pat it)
When it dawns on you that there’s a 99% chance you left the iron on this morning, and that you may arrive home to a smouldering pile of what used to be your house
When your boss publicly bitches out your really annoying coworker
When you’ve just had a group discussion and contributed a great idea, only to have someone else swoop in and take the credit for it
When you realise you have to make an appointment over the phone, and no one else is going to do it for you because you’re (supposedly) a grown-ass adult
When someone claims something is true with an arrogant air of authority, but you know better and you’re about to prove it
And, of course, when someone claims to love Eurovision but can only come up with Waterloo or Euphoria when you ask what their all-time favourite entry is
Which Koit face is your favourite? Can you believe I just asked such a ridiculous question? Do you think Estonia might have made it through to the final if he’d stayed a little more serious? If you’re as fascinated by this topic as I am and you’ve got something to say about it, say it in the comments (or on social media accompanied by #koitface…that hashtag could totally catch on if it didn’t back in May).
Until next time, when I’ll probably post something that restores your faith in me as a mature Eurovision professional…
One Response to “HE’S GOT THE LOOK(S) | 13 times Koit Toome’s ESC 2017 facial expressions spoke to your soul”
What are you on, Jaz? 🙂 😛 😀
Too much booze last night? 😉