VIENNESE VERDICTS | The EBJ Jury Reviews (Part 8) + Our 2015 Top 40!

And then there were five. No, I’m not referring to the days left until Eurovision gets underway – although there’s about five of those left too (depending on your time zone and method of counting stuff and…stuff). In this case, though, I’m talking about the songs remaining for my esteemed EBJ Jury to review.

The lucky/unlucky last entries to be put under the musical microscope come from Portugal, Australia, Latvia, FYR Macedonia and Belarus, and once they’re done, so are my first-ever collaborative reviews. Sadface.

But it’s not all bad news. With the entire Class of 2015 ranked, I can finally reveal the jury’s Top 40, so that’s your reward if you make it to the end of the post. Good luck!

First, let’s take care of the usual business. Meet my partners in crime for the last time…

 

TODAY’S EBJ JURY

vv8Fraser McEachern: My fellow Australian Fraser returns (to rapturous applause, I’m sure) to the EBJ Jury today, having managed to fit in all of his reviewing prior to jetting off to Vienna with partner, previous EBJ Jury member and co-star of the escTMI YouTube show, Matt. You’re missing out if you haven’t taken a look at their videos, people.

Check out the escTMI channel here and like escTMI on Facebook here.

James Sayer: You met James, a nineteen-year-old creative writing student, in the previous installment of VVs. He’s British, so we can blame him for Electro Velvet. Or thank him for Electro Velvet, depending on far up the scoreboard the pair can shimmy and scat next Saturday night. Up until recently, he was one of the driving forces of the fab blog ESC Views, which remains just as fab without him (I swear that’s a compliment).

Check out ESC Views here and like the official Facebook page here.

Jasmin Bear: I won’t introduce myself yet again – you know me (though if you’re a first-time visitor to EBJ, you may not, so FYI, I’m awesome). I’m most looking forward to the first semi final on Tuesday because I’ll get to hear some ESC 2015 entries for the first time in SEVEN WEEKS. Just because my pre-show abstinence was voluntary doesn’t make it any less painful. #stillworthit.

 

Now, do me a favour and imagine really dramatic music playing as I say the following:

Leonor. Guy. Aminata. Daniel. Uzari & Maimuna. Only one act can emerge from this blog bloodbath victorious…but who will it be? And where will they factor into the EBJ Jury’s Top 40?

Read on to find out!

 

 

PORTUGAL

Há Um Mar Que Nos Separa by Leonor Andrade

Portugal

Fraser: Please don’t make me listen to this song again. It’s just…blah. Why did Portugal think that this was a good song to put into the contest? The guitar drives me crazy. 1 point.

James: I’ve been looking forward to my first chance to write a really positive review here, just to prove to you guys that I do have it in me to be nice. Soooo yeah, here it is: OH MY GOD, PORTUGAL IS AMAZING. There’s a sentence I bet you thought you weren’t gonna hear – I know most people aren’t keen on Há Um Mar Que Nos Separa, and it probably won’t do very well and all that…but I absolutely love it. It’s all deep and dramatic and it’s incredibly beautiful. I adore the synthy backings and the haunting choral echos, and whilst I wish Leonor’s vocal was turned up a bit louder in the studio mix, that won’t be a problem live in Vienna. This song has such an amazing melody – like seriously, that register change in the ‘nos’ note is spine-tinglingly perfect. Have I used enough hyperbolic adjectives to let you know how much I love this one yet? I’m gonna go for it and give Portugal a well-deserved 12 points, because why not?

Jaz: Wow, Portugal sure divided the opinion of my fellow jurors! I’m amazed that such an innocuous song has inspired such mixed reactions. Funnily enough (if you are very easily amused) I’m sitting pretty much in the middle of 1 and douze points on this one. Portugal sent effervescent ex-air-hostess Suzy to Eurovision last year with a song that was ethnic, infectious and uptempo – but it could have been sent back in time to the 2005 contest and fit right in (not a good thing in terms of the ESC moving musically forward). This year, they’ve sent the opposite. Há Um Mar blah blah blah (one cannot bring oneself to type out that entire song title sometimes) isn’t particularly ethnic, it’s definitely not uptempo, and I wouldn’t call it catchy, exactly. But it is reasonably contemporary, at least. Sure, it wouldn’t have been ahead of its time in Kyiv, but it won’t sound stale or über of-another-Euro-era in Vienna either. I quite like the melody in the choruses, and Leonor is a nice vocalist who comes across far more mature than she is onstage (partly due to an overload of eye makeup…she must have attended the same Bump Up Your Age In Thirty Seconds class as Nina Sublatti). The problem I have with this is that I don’t find it very memorable. I literally cannot remember how the verses go. It also fails to ignite any strong reaction in me – love or hate. It just plods along, not heading anywhere exciting but not heading to purgatory either. And yet, I do enjoy it. What I remember of it, anyway. I highly doubt it will make it out of semi two, but I hope Portugal don’t take that as a sign to bow out of next year’s comp. They came so close to qualifying last year, and this is a respectable enough entry to carry on with. They just need something less lacklustre . Something that combines the fun and energy of Quero Se Tua with the somewhat-fresh and mature sound of Há Um Mar et cetera. 6 points.

EBJ Jury Score: 6.33

 

 

AUSTRALIA

Tonight Again by Guy Sebastian

Australia

Fraser: Well, it seems Guy may have cobbled together a pretty decent tune here. I do wish he would stop telling everyone that he wrote, arranged, recorded and produced it in three days. Aside from that, it’s a really fun song. It’s catchy, it sounds like a song that will chart well over a European summer, and it shows off what Guy can do with his voice without overdoing it! 10 points.

James: My first reaction to this was ‘well-timed Uptown Funk 2.0 without the sass.’ And I think I’m still somewhere in that region two months later, to be honest. It’s a pretty good song, and definitely one of the most chart-friendly offerings of the 2015 contest…but it’s not exactly to my personal taste. I do think I’ll go and check out some of his other stuff though, and I love it when Eurovision introduces me to *new* artists like this, so yay! I hope nobody complains if this one does well though – and by that, I mean a country who is theoretically denied a personal-best placing by the Australian entry, then goes and withdraws because they think it’s unfair because Australia doesn’t even go here…or something stupid like that. Side note: what the hell is Mr. Sebastian wearing on the single cover? That outfit makes him look like a two-tone IKEA curtain, please no. I hope he wears something better on the night! 5 points.

Jaz: I never thought I’d be reviewing my own country’s entry in the lead-up to Eurovision – at least, not prior to my moving to Sweden, adopting a terrible accent and assuming the identity of Sanna Nielsen’s long-lost cousin. But here we are, living in a world where Australia’s been cordially invited to fire everyone up by participating in the 60th contest, for an alleged one-time-only. We’ve all questioned the EBU’s sanity in issuing this invitation time and time again, so I’ll leave that behind now and actually discuss Guy Sebastian’s song. Tonight Again isn’t an example of Guy’s finest work, but it does stay true to the retro-flavoured, funky kind of pop music that he’s explored in the past with the likes of Like It Like That and Gold. This kind of music has a better track record at Eurovision than r & b/hip hop-influenced stuff, which is another direction Guy could have taken in the wake of his hits Oh Oh and Battle Scars. At the beginning of those infamous three days, he made a very smart decision to not create a ballad for Vienna. Whether this is because he took a listen to his competition, and the down-tempo, depressing penny dropped, we don’t know for sure, but the result is a relief. Tonight Again helps fill the void left by all the 2015 ballads, where sassy, dance-worthy, karaoke-ready anthems usually take up a lot of space. It’s also broadcasting a message perfectly suited to the Eurovision final (obviously not by coincidence) – tonight’s so good, forget tomorrow, we can do tonight again. I bet we’re all going to want a do-over of the final by the time *INSERT APPROPRIATE COUNTRY HERE* is announced as the winner. So there’s a lot to like about this entry. People favouring it to the equally-funky Cliché Love Song, however, are not people I agree with. I LOVED Denmark’s host entry last year, and that >Tonight Again, IMO. I do think the Aussie entry suffers from its whirlwind conception/gestation/birth period, in terms of originality. But it does stand out in the field, it will get the audience on their feet, and consummate pro Guy will perform it pitch-perfectly. And I can’t help being a little biased about it. This is the only chance I’ll get to possibly hear the words ‘And douze points go to…Australia!’. Make my dream come true, Europe? 7 points.

EBJ Jury Score: 7.33

 

 

LATVIA

Love Injected by Aminata

Latvia

Fraser: Your love…pierces my earssssssss (and not in a decorative way). I want to like this song, as it’s probably the best song out of Latvia in a long time, or ever. There are parts of the song that are pleasing to the ears, but others make them bleed. Sorry Latvia – it’s not your year. 2 points.

James: Experimental female-vocal electro-pop? Judging by my usual music taste, I should like this more than I actually do. Maybe it will grow on me, I don’t know. My only issue really is that the verses are far too high. I can’t work out what she’s saying a lot of the time, and there’s not much of a melody there to compensate. The chorus is fantastic though, and she really attacks it! I love the music, and I’m hoping these two things can win me over enough to overlook the weakness of the verses. I would love Latvia to qualify at some point, and I’d be happy for this to be the song that finally gets them back into the final – but I’d be less happy if it does so at the expense of better songs *cough – PORTUGAL – cough*. 6 points.

Jaz: Pardon the crappy pun, but I’ve definitely been injected with love for Aminata’s second attempt at reaching the heights of Eurovision (and the heights of her vocal range). I haven’t been this enthusiastic about a Latvian entry since about 2005 – maybe even 2000 (Brainstorm’s My Star is Latvia’s original and probably best contribution to the contest). This song is weirdly wonderful, cutting-edge and powerful in the way of Norway 2013, but it’s even more dynamic than I Feed You My Love, what with those minimalist, high-pitched verses and explosive choruses. As a package, the entry isn’t overblown or over-baked – just subtly layered and filled with attention-grabbing contrasts. Aminata herself is a performer who loses herself in the song, which is a positive; but she needs to ensure she connects with the camera and the audience on some level. That would be my only criticism of Latvia’s offering, as the rest of it – song, singer, look, interpretive hand movements – works like a charm with me. I just hope they find a balance in the staging, not distracting from the song with anything OTT, but not leaving things too bare and boring. They need something…just not too much. Sorry I can’t be any more helpful than that, Latvia, but as you’re rehearsing right this second (or thereabouts) I’m assuming you’ve got things sorted anyway. I will be voting my butt off for this song, and I give it 10 points (not the twelve you were probably expecting, but there are songs I prefer).

EBJ Jury Score: 6.00

 

 

FYR MACEDONIA

Autumn Leaves by Daniel Kajmakoski

Macedonia

Fraser: Awww Daniel, what have you done? The original version was so much better. The Eurovision English version loses a lot of the spark of the original. If we look at what will be presented at the contest, it’s nice. It’s a polite song about falling leaves with some weird sound played throughout, but I can get over that. Hopefully it makes it to the left side of the scoreboard, but I’m not convinced anymore. 5 points.

James: I really liked Lisja Esenski. I really DON’T like Autumn Leaves. Sanna, help me pls, I have a sad that needs undoing. Basically, the Macedonian entry in its national language was a pure pop anthem. I loved the fact that it had a beat to it and there was a fab backup vocal line – it really brought the melody to life. In English, it’s just dead. They have literally taken a knife and chopped out everything that was great about their song. And every time Daniel launches into that lacklustre grey chorus, I’m reminded of the energetic, angsty Macedonian equivalent which was once in its place, and I mourn the loss all over again. 4 points.

Jaz: When a country chooses their song as early on in the season as Macedonia did, it seems like a logical use of time to give said song an overhaul. In fact, I’d be disappointed if they hadn’t tweaked Lisja Esenski since Daniel and his funky footwear won their ticket to Vienna. ‘Tweaked’, however, is an understatement in this instance. Autumn Leaves is a completely different song, and I can’t say I like the changes that have been made. That’s because I LOVE them (sorry/not sorry for the trolling). I did like the song in its original incarnation – I’m always a fan of national languages, especially as they’re becoming rarer in the ESC; and I also enjoyed the anthemic quality it had, which Daniel seemed to thrive on. But it turns out the man can do pared-back emotion (and English without a heavy accent) as well. There’s something about Autumn Leaves – the heartfelt lyrics, the softness, the vulnerability…I can’t pinpoint it – that hits me right in the feels factory. It brings a tear to my eye almost to the same extent that Norway’s Monster does. I know I’m in the minority here, and that Daniel will probably struggle to qualify – Macedonia has a talent for finishing 11th in semi finals, and I can easily see that happening again – but I’ve been sucked in by this new version. It’s had an effect on me that the old one didn’t, even though I’m unsure about some of the sacrifices made during the chopping-and-changing process. Ideally, I’d love to be hearing the simpler, softer version in Macedonian at Eurovision. But I’m not complaining about what we WILL be hearing. That ‘Every moment will hurt from the last to the first’ line gets me every time *dabs eyes*. 10 points.

EBJ Jury Score: 6.33

 

 

BELARUS

Time by Uzari & Maimuna

Belarus

Fraser: This one just gets better and better with time [pun intended?]. This was one of the first songs I heard this year, and I didn’t think too much of it back then. However, the more I hear it, the more I like it. There is a lot of power in the song, and the video certainly helps it all come together as well. Uzari and Maimuna both seem like lovely people too – they are very engaging on social media, which makes me want to cheer for them even more! 8 points.

James: Belarus’ entry this year is a prime example of reworking done right. The NF version of Time did very little for me. It felt like it didn’t quite know what it wanted to be, and I didn’t know what to think of it as a result. Now what we’re dealing with is a well-sung, melodically interesting and energetic up-tempo pop song which I think will really stand out in Vienna. If they come up with some really unique staging, this one might even be knocking on the door of the top ten. They have the violin gimmick to fall back on too, as well as Uzari’s inexplicable metal elf ears, if all else fails. As far as my personal tastes go, it’s not one of my absolute favourites, but I’m enjoying it all the same. 6 points.

Jaz: Okay…I am steeling myself not to be biased regarding this entry. No, I am not part-Belarusian (that I know of). I just have a history of worshipping both Uzari and Maimuna as separate artists, and now together as the Eurovision duet of my dreams (until Darin and Agnes transform their interval act from Malmö into the true Eurovision duet of my dreams). I did also have the chance to interview the pair recently, which has clouded my judgment a bit. But I’ll try to keep myself honest here. Time is another song that has undergone reconstructive surgery since winning its national final, and at first, I wasn’t sure that it was for the better. The revamped version felt like a remix of the original that didn’t quite suit the dance beat behind it. Then the official video was released, and somewhere among the fire, snakes and gigantic hourglasses, I realised that it all fit together. Uzari busting his butt to reach Maimuna in that huge hourglass mirrored the energy that had been added in the rework. Time has been given the punch it needed to have arena-worthy impact – kind of like Kedvesem received thanks to the Zoohacker remix. It also now possesses the pop sensibility that gives it a more solid identity as classical crossover music. It’s an intriguing track that doesn’t follow a clichéd path, and it’s fronted by a great pair. Uzari has an amazing voice, and Maimuna is stunning whether she’s standing still doing nothing, or ripping into a solo on the violin. I’d really like this to qualify, but without that hourglass (yes, I’m a little obsessed with that thing) I’m concerned the staging could fall flat and take the song with it. Time will tell. I give Belarus a strong 7 points.

EBJ Jury Score: 7.00

 

 

That’s it, folks! Forty down, zero to go. The standings for this final round of reviews look like this:

  1. Australia (7.33)
  2. Belarus (7.00)
  3. Portugal (6.33)
  4. FYR Macedonia (6.33)  
  5. Latvia (6.00)

What could I possibly say in response to this other than GO STRAYA! It’s nice to see Guy on top of at least one leader board, despite the fact that I do prefer the Macedonian and Latvian entries to his. Belarus wasn’t far behind, but I guess it just wasn’t their Time. Daniel K fell like the autumn leaves into fourth place, and…oh, stop it.

Now it’s finally time to reveal that semi-important Top 40, as decided by the ten EBJ Jury members hailing from Australia, Ireland, Germany, the UK and the USA – all of whom I’d like to thank profusely for coming on board. As the late, great Udo Jürgens might have said, merci, chéris.

I’ve calculated an average score for each country based on the points we gave them, and compiled the full list from there. In the event of a tie (of which there were many) I’ve ranked countries using the Eurovision count-back method (i.e. which country received the greater amount of higher points). Without further ado, here’s the result!

topfzCongratulations to man’s man Måns (???) who takes the #1 spot from Loïc Nottet by a whisker of carefully cultivated stubble. All in all, we have a top five here that sits very well with me. The group of countries in the top 10 is a group I’d be happy to see in the Eurovision top 10, too, but I’m not sure the jury has predicted next weekend’s outcome too accurately here. That’s fine, because making accurate predictions was not the object of the exercise.

That’s what I’ll be attempting to do in my next post, as I take a look at the line-up for semi final one; make my guesses as to which acts will be heading to the final and which acts will be heading home; and let you know who I plan to vote for now that Australia has the opportunity. Exciting times are just ahead, guys!

In the meantime, feel free to revisit all of this year’s Viennese Verdicts:

  • Part 1, feat. Russia, Austria, France, Ireland and Serbia
  • Part 2, feat. the Netherlands, Norway, Slovenia, Iceland and Switzerland
  • Part 3, feat. Cyprus, Poland, Italy, Montenegro and Armenia
  • Part 4, feat. Sweden, the UK, Belgium, the Czech Republic and Romania
  • Part 5, feat. Malta, Georgia, Albania, Lithuania and Spain
  • Part 6, feat. Israel, Hungary, Germany, Moldova and Azerbaijan
  • Part 7, feat. Finland, San Marino, Denmark, Estonia and Greece
  • Part 8, feat. Portugal, Australia, Latvia, FYR Macedonia and Belarus…which you’re reading right now.

Don’t forget to let me know below how you’d rank today’s reviewed entries, and what you think of the EBJ Jury’s Top 40. Whether you’re enraged that Sweden topped the list or hysterically happy; confused as to why Boggie’s stuck on the bottom or nodding vigorously in agreement, I want to know. I’m a very nosy person, so humour me, won’t you?

 

Until the predictions begin (have yours at the ready!)…

 

nsig

 

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Posted on May 15, 2015, in Eurovision 2015, Reviews and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. So we are into the final straight – here’s my comments on your last five…

    Portugal – she sounds a bit like Christine McVie and looks a bit like a dark haired Stevie Nicks but this song goes nowhere, it’s all one level and it’s in Portuguese. One year, just by sheer luck, everything will come together for them but it’s not in 2015…

    Australia – You know I love this song Jaz! This is my second favourite and I think Guy has a huge chance to win this. He’s superb live, it’s a great up tempo soul/pop song, he’s been doing the rounds at the pre-Parties and on European chat shows – I think that Australia might be in Eurovision 2016 at this rate. Hopefully choosing the BBC as their host… 🙂

    Latvia – this is a like/dislike song as far as Aminata’s vocals are concerned. I like her voice but her staging of just standing in one place on stage waving her arms about loses my vote. It just isn’t interesting enough to watch and I think that Latvia will miss out again.

    FYR Macedonia – ironically a Balkan entry that sounds better sung in English. It is a nice song but I’m not sure that nice is going to cut it, as there is nothing else about the staging that grabs me. Another one that is likely to miss the cut in its SF…

    Belarus – 4/5 choices this time getting a MISS from me. This wasn’t even the best entry in the Belarus NF and no-one connected with it, unlike TEO the year before. Another track that goes nowhere and Maimuna adds nothing to the staging…

    As for your top 40, I can see where you are all coming from with most of them, although I’d have Romania down as hugely overscored and Russia hugely underscored (Polina will be top 5 at least and possibly will win).

    Great series of articles Jaz – as I said before, if you need any help with 2016, let me know. There’s always the chance you’ll be in it again and I’ll actually be able to see the Contest live in my own country!

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    • I do agree that Portugal plateaus, but I do get (some degree of) a kick out of it. But yeah, the song goes nowhere, and Leonor’s not going anywhere but back home after her semi. I feel for her!

      You’re a fan of Australia?? I did NOT see that coming ;P I just cannot imagine us actually winning. I think ‘Tonight Again’ is missing the je ne sais quoi of a winner. But a finish in the top 10 – or even the top 5 – would be incredible. Guy has certainly been charming everyone on his publciity rounds, from what I’ve seen. As we’d say Down Under, he’s a top bloke. I cannot wait to hear how his rehearsals go.

      Your prediction for Latvia is my worry, as I love Aminata and her entry so much. I really feel like it deserves a place in the final, even if it comes dead last there. I’ll be doing my part to secure a Latvian qual by voting, of course!

      FYR Macedonia will probably miss out, I agree. This makes me SO SAD. I feel like perhaps they’re trying a bit too hard, if anything, and it’s not coming across organic or eye-catching enough (though as I’m relying on what I’ve heard about the staging, this may be way off the mark). The song in its reworked state deserves a low-key, cohesive presentation that spellbinds without being OTT.

      As a fan of Romania, I have to disagree with them being overscored in our 40! But I know they’ve got no chance of finishing that high on the actual scoreboard. And Russia is definitely turning out to be dangerous. I’m not too keen on Polina winning, purely because I don’t love the song. She is stunning though, and very personable.

      If you’re interested in reviewing with me next year, I’ll make a note of it and you’ll be a priority call 😀 I’m surprised I didn’t have to force anyone to do it this time, and here you are volunteering. I don’t think I can go back to doing the reviews solo now I’ve taken a collaborative approach.

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  2. wschmidt1206

    ‘Hell,no!’, is this already the end of the Viennese verdicts? The last and final review blog?
    I can’t believe that time went by so fast this year!!! And now It’s already EUROVISION WEEK, Yiiiipiieeh Yah Yah Yiiipiieeh Yiiipiieeh Yeah!!! 😀

    So, for the last time this year, here are my votes from Germany for these last five entries:

    1. Australia – douze, twelve, zwölf Punkte: did I already tell you that Mans and Guy Sebastian share the same dressing room in Vienna?! Just because there is only one with ‘winner’ standing on its door! This song is super catchy and Guy mega professional; I love his “Do whatya whatya whatya want!”. I’d love to see this winning for more than one reason, but the most important one is: I’d like to have you Aussies in again for 2016 ;)! I have high hopes that this will happen on Saturday night, because I like surprises. With Mans winning for Sweden in the final, it would just be: O.K., we all knew that before, and it finally happened!
    So be sure that I will dial my fingers to the bone for “Tonight again” (according to our ‘deal’!) to hear THE douze points from Germany flying all the way to Australia. 😉

    2. FYR of Macedonia – 8 points: although I would have liked to hear “Lisja Esenski” in the final, “Autumn leaves” is still best of Balkan this year. I hope Daniel will make it through; but then I expect a result on the right side of the scoreboard. Sorry to say that, but there are just so many songs in the field that are even more memorable than this one, although I like this a lot.

    3. Portugal – 6 points: thanks to Martin for the Christine McVie/Stevie Nicks comparison! I see (and hear) this, too, and now I know why I like this much more than other Portuguise entries. It’s because I LOVE Fleetwood Mac, and this song reminds me of some of their 80’s and early 90’s songs. I really hope Portugal will make it through to the final this year; that even would be a victory for them, wouldn’t it?!

    4. Belarus – 3 points: well, I am not the biggest fan of this entry, but I must admit that I like the renewed CD version of this song a lot more than their first version from the NF. That’s the reason why it finally overtook Aminata in my ranking. Still I think that the violin part is the best of this song, and if ‘Solayoh’ qualified, this one could easily do as well.

    5. Latvia – 2 points: my ‘screaming and shouting’ T-shirt isn’t quite ready yet, but I definitely would wear it during this song. To be honest, this is not a song I would miss on final night, and I can hardly see this qualifying. But who knows, as Katja Ebstein once sang: “Wunder gibt es immer wieder!”

    So, that’s it for 2015 (sob!)! Thank you sooo much for your fantastic job on all of the ‘Viennese Verdicts’ review blogs. I enjoyed reading them all and what a variety of opinions and statements. That’s what the Eurovision is all about, IMO: variety and something for everybody, okay, for nearly everybody ;D!

    You may have noticed that I didn’t give any “douze” for the songs I reviewed as your co-juror?! So my ‘douze’ are still in the box, but as Vanessa Williams once stated, I saved the best for last!

    So, now I am really proud and happy to hand my “douze points” over to:

    EBJ and you, Jaz, the brilliant mastermind behind it!

    Thank you again for such a terrific work you did, and I hope you still have some ‘breath’ left to watch all of Eurovision 2015 and write some new ones.

    I wish you and all of the fellow EBJ jurors an awesome Eurovision week and enjoy every single moment of all of the 2015 shows. I guess it will be worth it!

    See/Read you on the other side of the Eurovision and until next time …

    Wolfgang

    PS: My ‘Käseigel’ is already prepared in the fridge, while the strawberry bowle is still waiting to be done ;D!

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  3. Ali Nella Houd

    Just quickly coz I need to be awake again in 7 hours:
    Portugal – 1 point. When will they ever nail it? Sigh.
    Latvia – 2 points. She needs some movement …
    Belarus – 6 points. Borderline whether they can make the final.
    FYR Macedonia – 8 points. May be insufficiently attention-grabbing to progress.
    Australia – 12 points. What a stroke of genius is this song, and the choice of artist. Pushing all the right buttons.
    I seriously think we’ve got a sniff here.

    BTW, Wolf – Australia had found an answer to all the LLBs, namely …

    LLC! Yes, Lee Lin Chin will present the Aussie votes – How gorgeous!

    See you all the other side of SF1!

    Ali

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    • Lee Lin Chin is an epic sort of lady. I can’t wait to see what she’ll wear for her moment in the spotlight.

      Portugal has been attempting to nail it for almost half a century. I hope I live to witness a Portuguese victory – t’would be so sweet!

      I have to agree with you on FYR Mac. Sadly, I did predict them to lose the semi. I love the song so much I’m tearing up just thinking about it.

      I just cannot see Australia winning on the weekend. It doesn’t feel right. I’ll be thrilled if we make the top 10. That way we won’t embarrass ourselves, nor will we make an entire continent mad by nabbing their own contest from under their noses.

      Happy pre-show sleep!

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    • wschmidt1206

      Haha … interesting! LLC looks VERY gorgeous, incredible choice there! You must be very proud, not?! I thought that Julia Zemiro could/would do that, but there you have a much better alternative ;). Will we hear a nice little Chinese accent in the final, I would look forward to this :D!

      And: there we have the next entry for our ‘Eurovision dictionary’! Jaz should do a blog on it, otherwise I will have forgotten them some time soon ;). And I promise to co-write the dictionary, although you would be a much better help for Jaz to do this.

      Should we call LLC an LLPP (=lame lady points presenter), or would that be just inappropriate? I don’t know her, but she looks really serious!
      Hopefully she will not mess up the Australian points as Lena did in Malmö 2013?!

      For no special reason, but the good memory of Düsseldorf 2011 (where I am going to celebrate the 60th ESC on Saturday), this is her brandnew song “Traffic lights”:

      So, yesterday night also was the night of the LLT (lame lady trio), wasn’t it? How boring can a show presentation be? There is definitely a man missing in their middle. Maybe we could ask LL Cool J (what did the ‘double-l’ here stand for???), if he has some time on Saturday night! He always does an amazing job at the Grammys.

      Have a wonderful Eurovision week wherever you celebrate it and don’t forget to vote (for the right song ;)).

      À bientôt,

      Wolf 🙂

      PPPPS: I guess you have the much bigger and better ‘Rampensau’ with Guy Sebastian on Eurovision stage (compared to Ann Sophie!) this year. That one gets all of my dogs outside. 😉

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      • LL Cool J = Ladies Love Cool James

        The LLT has, I believe, given us ample evidence to cap the number of hosts at two. Conchita co-hosting with a sock puppet would be more lively than the Viennese trio!

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        • wschmidt1206

          Thank you so much for your explanation of the ‘LL Cool J’, AmyBBuzz! I should have remembered that ;)!

          I absolutely agree with the number of hosts. Even ONE Petra Mede was much more lively than the sterile Viennese LLT. And it was not difficult to see that Conchita was the best presenter by far last night hosting the Green room.

          I hope you don’t suffer too much from the qualifying of Boggie yesterday evening! With the mute button pressed I thought it was quite agréable, and at least the tree at the end of her stage presentation looked nice, didn’t it? 😉

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          • You’re welcome Wolfgang!

            Conchita could certainly teach the other ladies how to be a gracious, warm hostess. Maybe it was first night live jitters, one does hope.

            Ah, ha ha, yes, the tree was a pretty prop. I did try to listen to “Wars for Nothing”, because I do respect an individuals artistry/creativity, but it only lasted for about a minute before the mute button was enforced. And all was well…. 😉

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          • LLT – lame lady trio?? That’s going in the ESC Dictionary too! Hopefully Sweden will learn from Austria’s mistakes, and just go with Måns already. He’s charismatic, well-spoken, and I would have zero issues with staring at him for hours on end. Even if he was boring, we could all just admire him on mute. If he’s accompanied by Sanna Nielsen, all my dreams would come true. SVT, if you’re reading this, you know what to do.

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