I’m a joker, but it’s no April Fool: The joke entries of 2000 and beyond, in brief
May I extend to you a pinch and a punch for the first day of the month? I do so without any fear of retaliation, unlike in my school days when I used to dread any 1st for fear of being attacked by child-sized fists.
Anyway, it is April 1st, a.k.a. the day people feel really stupid when they fall for a hoax. Last year I fell for www.eurovision.tv’s epic joke, and I promised myself it wouldn’t happen again. So today, when I saw this ↓
I had my wits about me and managed not to be fooled (Jaz: 1, some guy sitting in front of a computer screen: 0). I figured those of you who did fall for this or any other April Fool today would not want to be humiliated again, so for that reason my post today is not a joke (FYI: the real reason is that I just couldn’t think of a good one). But it is full of jokers. Eurovision has seen its fair share of novelty entries over the decades, and most of the media/non-fans take great pleasure in latching on to them and implying that the entire contest is made up of dancing pirates, singing vampires, and cyborgs going by the name of Sasha Son (what? His hand was on fire and he didn’t even flinch!). What day of the year could be more appropriate to discuss them on than this one? ‘None whatsoever’ would be the correct answer to that question. So, in the immortal words of PeR, here we go.
I feel like I can only speak with authority about more recent joke entries. Plus, there has been a lot over the years, and I’m sure you’ve got better things to do than try and understand what the heck I’m talking about all day thanks to the world’s longest blog installment. So the following compilation I’ve put together celebrates the not-so-serious songs from Stockholm 2000 onwards. I’d also like to say that these are what I define as joke or novelty entries, or at least entries that aren’t supposed to be 100% legit. You have the right to disagree, but we all have the right to our own opinion. With that little disclaimer out of the way, here’s a playlist of the entries that were supposed to make us laugh, and/or make a point, with those I actually enjoy (guiltily or not) highlighted for your convenience.
Dancing Lasha Tumbai by Verka Seduchka (Ukraine 2007)
A Luta é Alegria by Homens da Luta (Portugal 2011)
Copycat by Patrick Ouchene (Belgium 2009)
Leto Svet by Kreisiraadio (Estonia 2008)
Weil Der Mensch Zählt by Alf Poier (Austria 2003)
Party For Everybody by Buranovskiye Babushki (Russia 2012)
Wadde Hadde Dudde Da? by Stefan Raab (Germany 2000)
Drama Queen by DQ (Denmark 2007)
The Social Network Song by Valentina Monetta (San Marino 2012)
Flying The Flag (For You) by Scooch (UK 2007)
Divine by Sebastian Tellier (France 2008)
Vampires Are Alive by DJ Bobo (Switzerland 2007)
Euro Neuro by Rambo Amadeus (Montenegro 2012)
Irelande Douze Pointe by Dustin the Turkey (Ireland 2008)
Samo Ljubezen by Sestre (Slovenia 2002)
Wolves of the Sea by Pirates of the Sea (Latvia 2008)
We Are The Winners by LT United (Lithuania 2006)
Beautiful Song by Anmary (Latvia 2012)
Sa’me’akh by Ping Pong (Israel 2000)
Woki Mit Deim Popo by Trackshittaz (Austria 2012)
Baila El Chiki-Chiki by Rodolfo Chikilicuatre (Spain 2008)
Congratulations by Silvia Night (Iceland 2006)
Some facts and figures about these jokers ↑
– 13 participated in a semi-final, but of those only 2 qualified to the final – Party For Everybody and Wolves of the Sea. As we all remember, the Russian grannies scored their way into 2nd place, but the pirates had to be satisfied with 12th place.
– 3 made the top 5: Party For Everybody, Dancing Lasha Tumbai and Wadde Hadde Dudde Da? from the ever classy co-host of Eurovision in 2011, Stefan Raab. PFE and DLT are the most successful joke entries on the list.
– Weil Der Mensch Zählt and We Are The Winners both made the top 10, both ending up in 6th place. So they weren’t quite the winners after all.
– 3 of the songs were performed by men dressed as women; 2 by artists’ alter egos; and 1 by a hand-operated puppet (insert joke here about anyone you like, insinuating that I’m not referring to Dustin the Turkey).
– In 2010, the EBU established a Most Apathetic Performance award, to be given to any act from the previous 50+ years that put the least amount of energy possible into their three minutes. It was ultimately awarded to Ping Pong. (Okay, this may be a slight April Fool in that I made it up. Not that I would have fooled anyone, so that was pointless).
– There has been 2 ESC entries sung in an imaginary language, which you might expect from a joke entry – and yet neither of those was in any way funny. One (Urban Trad’s Sanomi) was brilliant, and the other (Ishtar’s O Julissi) was beyond a joke.
– It seems like outlandish, themed dressing immediately sets off the joke alarm. If you watch some of these entries on mute, they look almost normal – think Patrick, LT United and Anmary. But there’s no mistaking the ‘yikes!’ factor of Verka, Stefan and Scooch, to name a few. My tip for making a costume guaranteed to not get you taken seriously? The shinier and matchy-matchier, the better. Extra points for wearing something on your head (a hat, a pineapple…it doesn’t matter).
I’m sorry for this rubbish April Fool’s Day post. If you have any ideas of how I could make up for it next year, for the sake of all that is rhinestone-encrusted TELL ME IMMEDIATELY! If not, why not let me know which joke entries are your favourites (if any) down below?
NEXT TIME: It’s time for a new series of posts, and they ain’t gonna be pretty! Coming up is the first round of EBJ Song Battles, which will pit the songs of 2012 against the 2013 offerings to see whether Baku or Malmö reigns superior. Then, it’s the best of the runner-ups from this year’s NF season, in review.
Posted on April 1, 2013, in Random Stuff and tagged Anmary, April Fool, Because it felt like it., Eurovision, joke entries, LT United, Sebastian Tellier, Vampires Are Alive, Verka Seduchka, Why did the chicken cross the road?. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.