Bottoms up! | The EBJ-ESC drinking game
Posted by Jaz
Bonjour! Today I have another post for you that really doesn’t require an opening ramble from yours truly. It does, however, require some clarification.
I am in no way advocating excessive drinking via this post, or underage drinking, if that applies to you. It’s not like I’m a raging alcoholic or anything (which means I can no longer use that as an excuse for the ridiculous things that often appear on this blog). I mean, my brother bought me a four-pack of Southern Comforts last Christmas and three of them are still sitting in the fridge, so I’m not expecting you to raid your parents’ liquor cabinet just to play along with this game. If you want, you can drink juice, or milk, or coffee. Or you could substitute the drinking for something else entirely – moonwalking would be my suggestion.
Whatever your choice, the idea is that a lot of things take place during Eurovision that can be fun to look out for, and acknowledge somehow. Keeping an eye out for them can be a way to spice up ESC parties (at my parties, which are always for one, this comes in very handy) or just liven up a night in glued to a past contest on DVD. At this time of the year, it’s something to tide you over as you wait impatiently for Amsterdam and/or Malmö.
So let’s get the tiding underway. Here’s my version of a timeless activity that may or may not result in you collapsing on the floor with your underpants on your head. It’s the Eurovision Drinking (or moonwalking) Game!
The rules are as follows:
During the performances, drink whenever…
…the performance number is incorporated into the staging via costume, or any other means
…ribbons/cords/bungees turn the lead performer into a human maypole
…there is a costume reveal
…there is a faux costume reveal (when it looks like a reveal is about to take place, but it doesn’t)
…an act performs in the final dressed differently to how they were in their semi
…the wind machine blows someone’s hair into their face and they have to fix it
…someone rips into an epic solo on a guitar that is clearly unplugged
… a backing singer is positioned very awkwardly on the stage
…Martina Majerle sings backup for anyone who’ll have her
…the floor/green room comes (accidentally) into shot
In-between, drink if…
…there’s an audience shot and someone looks like they really don’t want to be there
…there’s an audience shot and someone doesn’t realise the camera is on them until the last millisecond
…there’s an audience shot where a bunch of people are dressed up like the Swiss vampires, or Verka Seduchka, or any other relevant personality
…Lys Assia makes a cameo appearance
When the hosts are doing their thing, drink whenever…
…there is an awkward pause between them when nobody knows who’s supposed to speak next
…Australia gets a special mention
…they cross to Svante Stockselius and he is adorable
…they cross to Jon Ola Sand and he is awkward
…they change outfits
During the qualification announcements, drink if…
…the Netherlands don’t
…a cameraman gives a qualifier away by filming them right before they’re announced
…one of the artists who qualifies manages to look totally unenthusiastic about it
When it’s crunch time, drink whenever…
…a spokesperson stuffs up their presentation of points in any way, shape or form
…a spokesperson who represented their country a hundred years ago feels the need to perform an impromptu rendition of their entry instead of just presenting the points
…a spokesperson sings a bit of whichever song they’re giving points to
…the host country gets douze points
…the winner is overcome during the reprise and misses out most of their lyrics
Okay, so there are a lot of rules. Maybe you could print this out and stick it on your wall? Or you could just tell me what you would add to the list.
Which of these ESC occurrences would you drink for, and did I miss any? Let me know below…
About JazI'm Jaz, I'm 27, and I'm 110% Eurovision OBSESSED. The contest is one big party and I like to keep it going 365 days a year - that's why I write about anything and everything ESC on my blog. Come join the fun, and I promise you'll never have a nul-point experience! www.eurovisionbyjaz.com/
Posted on September 5, 2012, in Random Stuff and tagged costumes, does anyone ever read these tags?, ESC, Eurovision, Eurovision drinking game, hosts, Lys Assia, Martina Majerle, party games. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
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